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Now, I know exactly what you're thinking: "Man, being a Book Monkey sounds like tons of fun! Without the joy of being a Book Monkey, my life just seems totally empty and incomplete, like there's a huge gaping void where my soul should be! Oh, if only there were some way to rectify this horrible situation. But how? HOW?!?!?!?!"

Well, my friends, writhe in existential angst no longer! Just fill out the following, and you'll soon be acknowledged by our glorious Head Monkey as one of the few, the proud, the exclusive-but-not-so-exclusive-that-you-can't-join ORDER OF LOYAL BOOK MONKEYS.

Full Name:		Book Monkey Name:
Email address:		City/State
Favorite Comic Book Monkey:	CHOOSE YOUR MONKEY Ape X Beppo, the Super-Monkey Blip Congorilla Detective Chimp Djuba Giganta Gleek Gorilla Grodd Monsieur Mallah Sam Simeon Sky Ape Solivar Solomon Titano Ultra-Humanite Other	If other, please specify:

Which Infinite Monkeys books are you planning on buying?

Time Keeps on Trippin'
Dogrageous Fortune
Incredibly Curious Duo
S.X.S.F.

Favorite Shakespearean monkey quote:

King Henry IV, part II	FALSTAFF: a' was the very genius of famine; yet lecherous as a monkey, and the whores called him mandrake
A Midsummer Night's Dream	OBERON: Be it on lion, bear, or wolf, or bull, On meddling monkey, or on busy ape, She shall pursue it with the soul of love
Merchant of Venice	TUBAL: One of them showed me a ring that he had of your daughter for a monkey.
As You Like It	ROSALIND: I will be more jealous of thee than a Barbary cock-pigeon over his hen, more clamorous than a parrot against rain, more new-fangled than an ape, more giddy in my desires than a monkey
The Tempest	CALIBAN Thou liest, thou jesting monkey, thou: I would my valiant master would destroy thee! I do not lie.
Timon of Athens	APEMANTUS: The strain of man's bred out Into baboon and monkey.
Macbeth	LADY MACDUFF: Now, God help thee, poor monkey! But how wilt thou do for a father?

Cutesy Comments, Random Ramblings, Helpful Hints, and Myriad Monkeyshines: In other words, what else do you want to say?

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